Am I the opposition, am I in demand? I'm in the quicksand

Alright, so because I'm the coolest person on the planet I was looking on asos online today and saw these things and just thought they're really spectacular, especially the M by MJ shorts. It also comes as a bikini. And the unitard would be really handy because I could put it under a skirt or something and bam, supereasy coverage. And, um.. those heels.. I think my eyes actually popped out a little, no joke. I think they're gorgeous.

(images off asos.com)

Something else I'd like to add: I had a dream about my blog last night (more proof of how cool I am) and I had zero to four comments per post and then for some strange reason I posted a video of my singing "I'm a player" by "The KGB" and all of a sudden over one hundred people commented on it and when I went back to normal posts, no one commented. Did another video of me singing, everyone did. Thing is, I admitted I couldn't sing and it was horrible. I was singing everything from Rihanna to All Time Low to Our Lady Peace and it was just weird. I kind of want to do it now because it'd be fun but it'd be so scary; when I say I'm a bad singer I don't mean "naah I'm great, I just want you to have low expectations" or even "Simon Cowell made me cry" (Cowell??). More along the lines of "ohmigod she's singing again... POLICE!"

Then again, I also once had a dream I was a vampire in Harry Potter and I killed He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named all on my own.

(quick addition to Coco from the comments in the last post: I think they're gorgeous too and I also think everyone can wear them. You should totally go for it!)