Making lipstick out of ketchup, taking creeper shots of people in McDonalds, choking on cola and feeling it go up my nose, being unstealth while staring at cute construction workers, interpretive dancing, seeing a baby squirrel on crack, watching two bunnies death stare me, trying to jump a two-inch deep puddle, drinking soda experiments, dropping ice cream in a parking lot, making summer plans and needing pancakes.
This is what a day is all about.